Its really working out for me now. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. [crowd laughs] -Why? Were all on our own individual path. Thats not important. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. tWitch: (08:14) Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Ellen DeGeneres' long-running daytime talk show will come to an end after 19 seasons. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. I think we both hit our heads. I just danced as a joke. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . dear Ellen. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? He did. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. Andy Lassner: (07:48) Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) Why do you say that to her?. Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I dont like to waste food. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. I had no idea I was in a cage. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. Andy Lassner: (00:24) Im the manager. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You know. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. Back that ass up Squirrels live in trees. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. We never bought anything. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . It could be all because of her. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Thank you. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. Back that ass up The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! Does she still have the cats? So well, then you can have the chicken? Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Yep. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? Yeah. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Yes. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! I cant No. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Were always like Thats what you look like. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. Yeah. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. Required fields are marked *. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Ill speak with the chef and yes. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? listening. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. With Ellen DeGeneres. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. Its just gotten out of hand. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. He didnt even know how to slice it. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. Jesus broke bread. like theyre impressing us in some way. Clearly, shes crazy. And I should know. And I wantedto understand this. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. That was somebodys idea. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. I appreciate it. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. I can't move right now. I dont think she did. These are good. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. No, thats not what you do. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Hi, everyone and welcome. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) Shake it off.. We dont care. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. I mean everybody warned me. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. But the fine dining. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. if you lookback at the first season. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. 2. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. We should be on our own path. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. All rights reserved. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? Im full, I ate in the bathroom. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. These are good. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. Cause I used to writeall the time. I love you. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. It is." 06 of 10. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Dont applaud for that. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. But if thats your song when youre 30, its still your song when youre 85. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Sorry about that. By Morgan Sung. I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Trulicity? I dont know, you know. I heard he was coming to the party. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. 2 Mar. I mean, its amazing. Do you know what Im saying? And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. What are the kids doing? I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) In November 2019,. If I have to do that, thatll be good. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. Please, change. You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. Yeah, but heres the thing. tWitch: (06:46) Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. 02:52 PM - 12 May . We need smart people. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. And next? Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. This is This is a true story. Parmesan where my accountant lives And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. March 16, 2022. I dont No. You know what? Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? She was ashamed. What did we do before the ladder? It's all on Hulu. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Youre vegan? Hes a handsome boy. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. I dont know. I know I am, but Im a human being and Ihave bad days and Im intraffic like you, I drive but I cant dothe things you do because Im the be-kindgirl. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. In the end, everything will be all right. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I had a successful sitcom. I love that expression. How is that soothing for either of us? [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. See those leaders start to frown If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Its only Monday I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? 05:07. Is she gonna be OK? Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. You know that. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. I dont understand what fleas do even. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. I dont know why they insist on doing it. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Ill do that, thank you. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. There are so many different types of jobs. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . I had to learn about it on the commercial. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Thats good good advice. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. These are good, I like these. They dont. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Ive never been back there. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. -Are you in any pain? Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. No, but Ive dined in other places before. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. 2023. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Everybodys fine with that. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. So there's that. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. Theyre still listing the side effects. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. Im the be-kind girl. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Libary. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. Are there ten I just guessed. Beads in a big floppy hat. Im slicing it. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Just Hows this gonna go? In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Trees have leaves. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. At summit talks youll hear them speak Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. Im sure you have it archived. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Thats what they should be doing. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. 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